Laughter Therapy/Ponder This

In today's modern technological world with all the advances that
have been made in medicine, psychiatry, psychology, and
psychotherapy; a good old fashioned laugh will always help to
bring comfort, heal the body, and soothe the soul.




Cloud 9 gets all the attention, but cloud 8 is actually less
crowded and has a much better view

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What did one DNA say to the other DNA?
Do these genes make me look fat?

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Life is like riding in  a taxi.  The meter just keeps running
whether you are going somewhere or just standing still.

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If you eat a plate of pasta and then a plate of antipasta, would
you still be hungry?

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Even a mosquito does not get a slap on the back until he starts
to work.

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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have.  The
older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

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What do you call 3 rabbits in a row hopping backwards?
A receding hareline

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The math professor went crazy on the blackboard.  He did a
number on it.

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Why was the archaeologist depressed?
His career was in ruins.

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The trouble with being a leader today is that you
can't be sure whether people are following you
or chasing you.

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What did the sea say to the sand?
Nothing, it just waved.

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What is black, white, and red all over?
A panda with the measles.

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Police Officer: "How could you hit that tree?"
Driver: "Well, I honked my horn, but it didn't get out of the
way."

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When the Jones family moved into their new house, a relative
asked five year old Joey how he liked the new place. "It's
terrific," he said.  "I have my own room, Mike has his own
room, and Sue has her own room. But poor mom is still in with
dad."

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The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the
stairs.....one step at a time

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The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one  
often comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong
won't.

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A man noticed his neighbor's little boy sitting on the sidewalk
outside his house.  The little boy told him he was running away
from home.
"You haven't gotten very far,"said the man.
The little boy replied, "I'm not allowed to cross the street by
myself."

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