In today’s modern technological world with all the advances that have been made in medicine, psychiatry, psychology, and psychotherapy; a good old fashioned laugh will always help to bring comfort, heal the body, and soothe the soul.
Cloud 9 gets all the attention, but cloud 8 is actually less crowded and has a much better view
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What did one DNA say to the other DNA?
Do these genes make me look fat?
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Life is like riding in a taxi. The meter just keeps running whether you’re going somewhere or just standing still.
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If you eat a plate of pasta and then a plate of antipasta, would you still be hungry?
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Even a mosquito doesn’t get a slap on the back until he starts to work.
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An archeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
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What do you call 3 rabbits in a row hopping backwards?
A receding hareline
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The math professor went crazy on the blackboard. He did a number on it.
