Laughter Therapy

In today's modern technological world with all the advances that
have been made in medicine, psychiatry, psychology, and
psychotherapy; a good old fashioned laugh will always help to
bring comfort, heal the body, and soothe the soul.

Cloud 9 gets all the attention, but cloud 8 is actually less
crowded and has a much better view


What did one DNA say to the other DNA?
Do these genes make me look fat?


Life is like riding in  a taxi.  The meter just keeps running
whether you
are going somewhere or just standing still.


If you eat a plate of pasta and then a plate of antipasta, would
you still be hungry?


Even a mosquito does
not get a slap on the back until he starts
to work.


An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have.  The
older she gets, the more interested he is in her.


What do you call 3 rabbits in a row hopping backwards?
A receding hareline


The math professor went crazy on the blackboard.  He did a
number on it.


Why was the archaeologist depressed?
His career was in ruins.


The trouble with being a leader today is that you
can't be sure whether people are following you
or chasing you.


What did the sea say to the sand?
Nothing, it just waved.